APPLICATIONS ARE INVITED.....https://highwaysengland.co.uk/search-for-contractors-to-build-a303-scheme-launched/?fbclid=IwAR0cEb7p2769YbJVPLh33DdeO4vr6nDlodNkadABZLN-h2WvK77tMSOYbGY
Experience will be necessary in the following areas:
Pie in the Sky,
Water defining methodology
Ignoring the elephant in the room
Being familiar with the term Troglodyte,
Non discovery of items of interest that aren't there!
Applicants must also have a fundamental knowledge of:
Gobbledygook, Balderdash, Piffle, Hogwash and Claptrap!
P.O.T.U.S need not apply!
Firstly.....you'll need one of these:
I like this one because it's red!
You may also need one of these: and I like this one 'cos it's red too and it's even got a light on it!
You should also remember to wear these 'cos it could get quite muddy down thereApplicants will also require to be very careful that this doesn't fall into the hole.....
My thanks to Tony Husband for his kind permission to use his cartoons!
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Seamus Ginsburg posts: "My lads will build your bypass quicker than you can say 'Oyvay' "
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