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Tuesday 7 January 2014

Stonehenge visitor's centre...Uncle Simon's new tin shed!

Come and have a jolly good day out at Uncle Simon's wonderful new tin shed!
Uncle Simon is so pleased with his new tin shed....he's inviting lots of his friends to see it - that'll be you and me then! Now it's fully open, everybody can visit at the increased cost of.....wait for it......£14.90! That does include the car park I gather.
See the Noddy train, take a ride .....you'll be so excited because it's one and half miles on the bumpy Noddy Train before you'll see Stonehenge! Remember to take those travel sick pills tho'!
See the engine huff and puff!...
See the gear box fall out....oh dear!  I hear today that the bonnet of one of the land rovers was up again yesterday, and you may even get the chance to use your mechanical skills!!
Wouldn't it have been nice if English Heritage had stuck to their plan to save the environment and decided to use the beautiful Clydesdale horse instead - and all that lovely manure they're missing out on could be sold for even more money in the coffers!!
See Big Ears, Bumpy the dog, Auntie Tessie and the Tubby Bears! Everyone will have such a lovely time...we hope that nasty King Arthur, and Sly and Gobbo - the naughty goblins don't spoil the fun....so! when you visit, you must all be very very good and not get into mischief....otherwise P.C. Plod......will lock you all up in Shrewton's Blind House......well it nearly looks the same!!!


Please help us get the A303 dualled past Stonehenge...visit www.sh2.co.uk and sign our parliamentary petition.    Please remember to use the follow up e-mail to confirm you signed......Thank you




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